Agent Maria Hill of S.H.I.E.L.D.

SHAKE THAT BOOTY

MARIA HILL REPORTING FOR DUTY!

IC:

I appologise to all SHIELD personnel attempting to locate me as I was in a high priority classified undercover mission for the last two months. I expect all mission reports to resume coming to me and status reports from every agent is now requested.

Maria out.

OOC: Sorry mun’s excuse is more pathetic —> University =P I think this explains everything as to why I was gone for so long, sorry folks! I’m back now!!!! I’ll reply to all owing things as soon as possible and if you wanna ditch the old and start a new, just give me a message and that’s cool too! =)

Mun out!

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~FZZT~ This is…. ~FZZT~ SHIELD… ~FZZT~ ria Hill requesting ~FZZT~ in dire situation… ~FZZT~ evac…

Audio Log 7 November 2012, transmission ended due to excessive static and background noise. Distress signal Priority One detected. Agents report as soon as possible

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the-avenging-apprentice:

Chaotic good. Awesome.

Lawful good. Awesome-er.

Maria Hill is above this all… Maria Hill is —> CHAOTIC LAWFUL FANGIRL
“NOOOOOO!!!!! COULSON… COULSON NOOOOOO!!!!!!! GOD….. YOU WERE THE GREATEST MAN I EVER KNEW!!!!!!! YOU WILL BE AVENGED!!!!!!! YOU WILL BE AVENGED!!!!!!!!!! I WILL GET THE AVENGERS, AND YOU WILL BE AVENGED, COULSON!!”

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In which Steve and Tony have a little talk with Wade…

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samuel-gensix:

Enough said.

…Robin. You hearing this?

I heard it Barney.

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If the Avengers voiced a GPS

Tony: Go left. Let's be honest here, you probably don't know what way that is.
Steve: Left, Soldier! Do it for your country!
Clint: Does this bow make me look fat? Oh, you missed your turn? Too bad, how do I look?
Natasha: If you know what's good for you, you'll go the right way.
Bruce: Right! No, it's actually left. I'm sorry, that was mean.
Thor: LISTEN TO ME, MIDGARDIAN. YOU WILL GO FORTH WHICHEVER WAY PLEASES YOU.
Loki: Ehehehe, I made you miss your turn. LOKI'D!
Nick: GO LEFT, MOTHERFUCKER.
Phil: You will go right in two blocks or I will taze you and listen to the radio while you drool into your cupholder.
Agent Hill: You missed the exit? NOOOOOOOO, God! THAT WAS THE MOST DIRECT AND TRAFFIC FREE ROUTE I EVER KNEW!

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Locked n' Loaded: TO ORDER AN ID CARD

agentsterling:

So, you’re a SHIELD agent and you want an ID card? This can be for various reasons. Maybe you lost your old one [be sure to report it as soon as it is lost. That barcode is programmed to grant access to certain areas based on your clearance and we don’t want that in the wrong…

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fakesmilesthekey:

galaxyofthesluts:

whoknowsinthiscrazymixedupworld:

I. AM. SCREAMING.

I HAVE FINALLY SEEN IT

OH SWEET JESUS

I HAVE NO REGRETS ABOUT HAVING THIS ON MY BLOG

why aren’t these kids my bestfriends. why.

I FOUND IT. I FINALLY FOUND IT. MY LIFE IS FUCKING COMPLETE OMFG

OMG wtf was that? :L

Dear future kids,
You better be as awesome as these two.

I just love it so much

YESSSSSSS.

I FINALLY FOUND THIS VIDEO!!!!! Life = complete

^omg.

i don’t care what blog you are, reblog or you’re a faggot.

MY TEARS

omg

This is fucking hilarious ! hahaha

lmfao yes

thank you for this

fucking hilarious.

HAHA! This is so the guys off Drillbit Taylor when they were younger

fakesmilesthekey:

Lol at the kid in the orange shirt, hahaha!

NO REGRETS
ABSOLUTENESS NONE AT ALL

OMFG I CAN’T

HA THE TALL KID OMFGHAOSKJDFKSDFHHAAAGHG

ive needed this ok

1BlogofAwesomeness

I was dancing along the whole time; kid in the red shirt you kill me XD

Show this to someone who wants to commit suicide omg

This…this is how I dance.

The best video in existence omg

I CAN’T EVEN

I’VE SEEN IT. I’VE BEEN WAITING MY ENTIRE LIFE TO WATCH THIS.

I can now die in peace.

FINALLYFINALLYFINALLYITSBACK!!!!!

TUMBLR…. ON ALMOST ABOUT EVERYTHING.

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raptorific:

fandomgeek:

fuckyouackles:

oh my god I thought the last one was a JOKE, jfc

THE LAST ONE IS NOT A JOKE. REPEAT THE LAST ONE IS NOT A JOKE. PLEASE DEAR GOD STOP ROMNEY FROM BEING PRESIDENT.

Yeah, just to clarify: no part of #9 is a joke. All those things sound like gross exaggerations that would be unfair, horrible things to say about a person were they not true. Unfortunately, every single one of them is.

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If the Avengers voiced a GPS

Locked n' Loaded: TO ORDER AN ID CARD

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